Sunday, February 14, 2016

The Lolita Haze Birthday Extravaganza Thank you & Recap


I FINALLY have a moment to sit down and write my THANK YOUS to everyone involved in my Birthday Day show! I apologize for taking so long to write this out...
Firstly, Thank you to Ricardo Montalbum for letting me take over January's Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room show and making the show all about my favorite person in the world -- ME! You may have created a monster -- but I am ok with that!
To all my amazing co-stars for making me smile non-stop and making me a better and stronger performer by being the fantastic performers you all are. Blanche DeBris, Buttercup Delight, Farasha The Bronze Goddess, Jeffrey Xerxes Brice, Kitschy Koo, La Rosa Muerta & @Gigi LeMew, and Miss Katie, every single one of you has brought joy to my life and one of the major reasons why I wanted each of you to be part of my show and celebration of my little ol birthday! For those I cannot tag in this post, I will tag in the comments.
Lili VonSchtupp... I have known you the longest of all and I cannot tell you how much it means to me that you drove out just to be part of the show! You were everything I could ever want in a host and more! You are an inspiration!!
Dearest Tiffany Carter, I was not lying when I said I hope to become a Legend of Burlesque like you. You have been a wonderful presence in my life and I am beyond grateful that I can call you friend!
Mr. Dirty Ears, thank you for being a great sport! We may share a birthday, but it's hard for me to share the spotlight!! 
Kym Dee, Hard Body Photography, Joe Mez, and Trixie Topovskyr, thank you all for helping make the night complete!
To you, the audience!! I know a bunch of you drove many hours to spend the evening celebrating with me!! It was humbling to know that I was enough of a reason for you come out and support local live entertainment! Thank you to all of you who brought me gifts!! Your presence was all the presents I needed, but the gifts you gave me are loved and appreciated! Your thoughtfulness will keep me smiling all year long!
I want to give a extra big thank you to ALL the Legends of Burlesque that came out to the show! My goodness!!! I can't even comprehend the magic that was in the room that night! Bambi Jones, The Magnificent Monique, Marinka, Dusty Summers, Tempest Storm, Lovey Goldine, I am in awe of each of you! I cannot even tell you the joy and love I feel knowing that all of you were there with me that night! 
I want to apologize if I missed anyone in this post. I am overwhelmed by the support everyone has shown me. If it wasn't for all of you... only my dog would see a part of me that I am blessed to be able to share with you. Let me tell you, he's not really impressed, so thank you everyone!!!
My love to you all!!!
Humbly yours, 
~Lolita Haze




Lili VonSchtupp from Los Angeles came out to host the show. I have known Lili since her start in Burlesque and find her to be one of the most inspirational badasses in the biz. The audience loved her! She was comically on fire and her Vagic mesmerized all!




The show opened up with Buttercup Delight. She has a naughty clown routine and I knew I had to have a clown at my Birthday show!! Lolita Haze Fun Fact... Though I am not a fan of clowns... I come from a line of circus performers one of which was my great great (great) Grandfather who was a clown! Buttercup Delight performs comedy and sex all in one act!




Look! It's our kitten, Lady Kym Dee... local pinup model. It was her first time kittening and she did a great job!



Next up was this beautiful soul! Farasha the Bronzed Goddess is an accomplished belly dancer making her way into Burlesque. In her short time as a Burlesque dancer I have seen her grow leaps and bounds... or perhaps seen her grow bumps and grinds, like no other!






It was a great joy to get this fan favorite and busy gal on the bill!! Blanche DeBris wowed the audience with her incomparable Sound of Music in 6 minutes routine! If you ever get the chance to see her perform this -- take that chance! This is one of those brilliant pieces that will better your life!






Drag King and up for anything superstar, Jeffrey Xerxes Brice performed his Michael Jackson, Billie Jean routine for me! Being that Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney's Say Say Say was my first glimpse of Vaudeville, I had to include Jeffrey in the show! This may be my favorite routine of Jeffrey's!!





Closing out the first half of the show was the Quirky Cutie herself, Kitschy Koo! What's a Birthday without cake? Kitschy brought out the best kind of cake -- the lady filled kind!!





Before we broke for intermission ~ I was brought up on stage for a Happy Birthday song and cake! Hurray!! The audience was so willing to sing and my heart grew 10 sizes that day!





Coming back from intermission Miss Katie got the show popping' again with her balloon act and intense dancing! Katie brought the legs and rhythm! I am so happy I was able to include this busy lady in the line up.






Abracadabra! La Rosa Muerta and Gigi LeMew brought the magic with their stunning tribute to Siegfried and Roy! Las Vegas' legends in magic and entertainment! Just like everyone else who has ever seen this act, it was love at first sight when I saw them perform this a few months back and I knew I needed it on my birthday!! White tigers, tits, and all!






I could not have a birthday show without the romantic words of the heart performed by friend and producer, Ricardo Montalbum! As always, his naughty poetry was a hit with everyone! He is a smooth operator!





Speaking of legends ~ I am beyond proud and honored to have Burlesque Legend and Miss Nude Universe 1975 perform as only the greats can perform! Tiffany Carter has not only become a mentor, but a friend as well! She dazzled the audience and left them in awe of her classic style! She is a lady of Burlesque!!





Last, but not least... I had the soft debut of my newest act, DecoDance. Class, sex, and tassels. I wanted to push the sex appeal of this act and am pleased that everyone ate this act up and wanted more! I will be expending this act even further and can't wait to elaborate the costume even more.























Curtain Call!!














With the man about town, Ricardo Montalbum.


After the show I did my best to mingle and chat with everyone, making sure to get snapped with the legends.

Here I am with Bambi Jones and Tempest Storm. Yes THE Tempest Storm!!




Can you believe Lovey Goldmine just turned 70?? Don't worry, I didn't spill a lady's secret ~ she is more than proud of her 70 years!!


Not only is Dusty Summers a Burlesque Legend, but she is a Vegas legend as well!! The first woman pit Boss in Vegas!!


Of course, me with the delightful, Tiffany Carter!


Not pictured... Legends Marinka and The Magnificent Monique.

Lastly, here I am with Burlesque fan, Roy! Roy drives up from Bullhead City, AZ every month with his wife and friends to support Burlesque! Have you thanked your fans lately??


My birthday weekend finished with a group of us heading to the Peppermill and then the Golden Toki afterwards. Waking up the next day for a 5 hour brunch buffet session with 20 of us performers and producers from Vegas and LA, and then ending the night with seeing Jubilee for the very last time.

I can't remember the last time I had a birthday this wonderful. It really was a humbling weekend realizing that these are my friends and this is my life!


Wednesday, January 27, 2016

THIS SATURDAY! THE LOLITA HAZE BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!!!



I am so excited for this Saturday!! Not only because it will be a celebration of my birthday, but because Ricardo Montalbum and I are bringing you a superb lineup!!

Hosted By:

LILI VonSTUPP
Buxom Foul-Mouthed Godmother of LA Burlesque, Emcee, and Vagician.

Performances By:





FARASHA the BRONZE GODDESS


JEFFREY XERXES BRICE


KITSCHY KOO


La ROSA MUERTA & GIGI LeMEW



Special Performance By:

Burlesque Legend and Miss Nude Universe 1975


Last, but Not Least, A Performance From the Birthday Girl:

LOLITA HAZE


Produced By:

Kitten:
KYM DEE


Music By:
MR. DIRTY EARS


The $15 admission also includes a birthday treat, so save room for dessert!  Gifts are encouraged, but your presence will be presents enough (as long as you're presentable).

Sat. Jan. 30, 8:30pm (doors) 9:00 (show)
Boomer's Bar, 3200 W. Sirius
21+ only

$15 GA, $20 VIP (table seat up front)
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Jeu Diabolique - Wicked Game


Earlier this month I did a soft debut of my new act, Jeu Diabolique (Wicked Game). This act has been in my head for over 10 years just waiting and waiting and waiting to be made. I have been putting it off until I could get my dream fans built.

When Dick Ginger asked if I wanted to be in his tiki themed show, Winter Wipeout, I decided that I would finally make Jeu Diabolique happen with or without my dream fans. Luckily for me Dick's wife, Mae du Luc, let me borrow her fans for the act. I made the base costume for the act, but will be redoing it with it's originally intended Art Nouveau inspired design. Not to mention -- I shall get my fans!! Muhahahaha!!

I just wanted to share some photos from the soft debut of Jeu Diabolique. I am even more excited to debut the full act in the future!

Click on any picture to enlarge.














Monday, December 28, 2015

Lolita Haze - January Show Dates!

**Keep checking this page for any updates or changes**

I am taking advantage of my friends this month and guilting them into booking me during my Birthday Month! While my birthday isn't until the end of January, I have no problem celebrating it all month long! If you live in LAS VEGAS come on down to see some great shows and support live entertainment! Oh and feel free to bring presents. Hah!

January Show Dates

***January 9th - Winter Wipeout - Boomer's Bar***
I'll be debuting a new act that has been in my head for over 10 years!! 

Boomer's Bar
3200 West Sirius Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102

Bring your beach towels, beach blankets, yoga mats, etc. Claim your spot on the beach (aka the floor of the Boom Boom Room) and let the dancers warm you up on a cold winter's night!

The evening performers will be: 
Aya Fontaine 
Lily Star 
LaRosa Muerta 
Gigi LeMew 
Mae du Luc 
May Blush 
Jack O'Hartz 
Lolita Haze 
Penni Piper 
Carmel Sutra 

Hosted by Scott Hinds 

DJ: Thee No Count
Stage Kitten: DeeDee Glitter Cupcake 
Photography by Pure Luck Photography






***January 10th - Burlesque Roulette - Artifice***
This is the night of one standard routine and one chosen by the spin of a wheel. What song will I perform to? You'll find out at the same time I do! 

Artifice
1025 S 1st St #100
Las Vegas, NV 89101

Break your remaining resolutions with the slinky sirens and curvacious cuties of Burlesque Roulette! Join our performers as they shake and shimmy their way into a sexy, silly and scintillating New Year! You won't want to miss this! As always, your foul-mouthed femcee, Miss Miranda Glamour, will countdown the clothing removal and Stage Panther, Nomi Malone, will make 2016 one for the books (or booking, if arrested). 

Returning to the stage are crowd favorites:
Loon A Tik
Penni Piper
Lolita Haze, the Nymphet of Burlesque

Performing for their first time upon the Roulette stage are the delightful
Neon
SpiderElla.









***January 15th - Stand Up & Tease - Inspire Theatre***
I'll be making my debut on the Inspire stage and look forward to bringing the classic form to the neo scene!


Inspire Theatre
107 S Las Vegas Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89101


Downtown Las Vegas's premier neo-burlesque and comedy show, Stand Up & Tease! Cocktails at 8:45, show starts at 9:30


Burlesque by: Danielle Swan, Kerri N'Fuego, Kitschy Koo, Lily Starr, and Lolita Haze. Featuring 2009 Miss Exotic World Kalani Kokonuts



Comedy by: Byron Stout, Darron Burrows, Geoff Grant, and Jason Harris.



General Admission Tickets | $15 Pre-Sale | $20 at the Door | VIP Tables | 4 Tickets for $75 Pre-sale. Bottle Service Available.





***January 16th - Nerdlesque - Boomer's Bar***
I'll be performing a one off act for this month's Nerdlesque! This act may never be seen again ~ then again... maybe it will. What you waiting for? Come on out to fall down the rabbit hole!!


Artifice
1025 S 1st St #100
Las Vegas, NV 89101

EAT ME, DRINK ME, TEASE ME: A Tribute to Alice in Wonderland. This month our performers will be presenting a sexy take on Alice in Wonderland. we wil also be having a special guest performance from the beautiful Jessebelle Thunder!!

Nerdlesque Night! is Las Vegas' longest running monthly burlesque show dedicated to nerd culture.






***Jan. 30th - Burlesque at the Boom-Boom Room - Boomer's Bar***
Lolita Haze Birthday Extravaganzza!! Come celebrate my birthday at the biggest party for moi! Join me and some of my best performer friends for a fun night celebrating my liberation from the womb! I may or may not be debuting yet another new act!

Boomer's Bar
3200 West Sirius Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102

RICARDO MONTALBUM invites you to Burlesque at the Boom-Boom Room! January 30th's show will be a celebration of the one and only "Glitter Bitch," LOLITA HAZE! It's a birthday party, but you get the gifts, as Lolita has lined up some of the best talent to help her celebrate!

Hosted by the Buxom, Foul-Mouthed Godmother of L.A. burlesque, LILI VonSCHTUPP, the celebration will feature a mind-boggling array of local stars, including a past Miss Nude Universe, burlesque legend TIFFANY CARTER! And if that wasn't enough, we have the fascinating wonder that is BLANCHE DeBRIS! She's hot off starring in not 1, but 2 recent shows this past Winter, and she'll be heating up our stage again! Lolita's cast is filled out by a bevy of amazing local performers, including:


BUTTERCUP DELIGHT
La ROSA MUERTA & GiGI LeMEW
FARASHA THE BRONZE GODDESS
KITSCHY KOO
MISS KATIE
JEFFREY XERXES BRICE

The $15 admission also includes a birthday treat, so save room for dessert! Gifts are encouraged, but your presence will be presents enough (as long as you're presentable).

Sat. Jan. 30, 8:30pm (doors) 9:00 (show) $15 GA, $20 VIP (table seat up front)







Monday, December 7, 2015

Merry Christmas!!


Ahhhh... 3 months since my last shoot and my last post -- not too bad.

Merry Christmas everyone!

A couple of weeks ago I met up with local photographer, Darrell Craig Harris and did a very short, not sure what we would, do shoot. I knew I wanted to do something simple and for Christmas, so we snapped a few pics and here is the outcome.