Thursday, February 25, 2010

When will the world's greatest website be up and running?

I don't know, you may want to ask them. Hehehe Now my website on the otherhand... if all goes according to plan Next weekend will be the grand launch!

Ask me anything

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Pretty Things Peepshow

If the Pretty Things Peepshow makes it way into your city MAKE SURE YOU CATCH IT!! Perry and I went to see the girls perform and it was a great evening! Bettina May is a sweetheart and beautiful to boot so I had to support her. Go-Go Amy is definitely a name in Burlesque and when you see her, you'll know why! Wowzas! Heather Holliday and Donny Vomit were just as fantastic and really added a speacial touch to the show!

So don't miss the show!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Fun Contest at Fab Gabs Vintage

You still have time to enter this fun contest at Fab Gabs Vintage.

I ended up entering afterall. I was just going to enjoy the entries, but everyone looked so great I thought I would add a little bit o ugly to the mix. Hehehehe.

Quick quick quick enter!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Once again I have been influenced by the lovely Fleur De Guerre. I have created a profile for all your questions. So take note to the widget on the sidebar and ask away!

"Sew What?" Edition 3 Chapter 1

Western shirt for the beau.

You will notice in the post previous to this one that I just aquired a bunch of patterns that I am super excited to start on. Unfortunately, I have been promising my sweetheart a shirt of his own, so before I get started on those, I think I need to start and finish up his shirt first.

I have never made a man's shirt before, so I am a bit nervous. On top of that, it is one size too large in men's sizing so I am going to have to shrink it down some. Before I get started on the actual material of the shirt, which I stil have yet to get, I think it will be saftest for me to do a muslin mock up first. I will be doing all altering on the shirt itself and not the pattern cut out as I don't have one of those handy gride things for sewers.

I think my least favourite part is the pinning, unpinning, repinning... ugh. It is because of this that it usually takes me 4 weeks to do a 1 day job. In fact, I actually started to cut this pattern out about 3 weeks ago. I decided that I should fly with the excitement of the new patterns and finish cutting out the muslin for Perry's shirt. I am happy to say that the pattern is officially cut out and now I am ready to start sewing the muslin mock together.

For those curious, I am making version C. Not sure of the colors yet though... maybe a cream with dark olive yolk and black trim?

New patterns!

*squee*!! I wanted to share with you all the new patterns I got over the weekend. Now I need you dear Lollipops to help me choice which one I should make first! This reminds me... I still need to finish writing an entry on the jumper! Oops!

So darling Lollipops... which one should I do first??

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dear Dick Powell

Dear Dick Powell of the 30's,

I do not like you. You are whiney, whimpy and I don't care for your singing.
Sincerely, Lolita

Dear Dick Powell of the 40's,

I like you. You have matured, roughened and your acting ain't half bad.
Sincerely, Lolita

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Southwest Burlesque Showcase 2010!

The 4th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase

A special 2 day burlesque spectacular, featuring the best of burlesque beauties from New Mexico, Arizona, California, Colorado, and Texas. We have so many amazing performers this year, that we have packed TWO NIGHTS with TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS!

Tickets are $15 & $17, available online and at the box office. JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINES DAY! There's no better way to share a romantic weekend with your loved ones than to experience real old-fashioned burlesque! Hoot! Holler! Laugh! And enjoy all the beauties this amazing show has to offer.

This year's show will be hosted by the beautiful and amazing CORA VETTA with a little help from the one and only Devin D O'Leary

Friday Night:
Bobbie Burlesque
Sophia Sirena
Fanny Spankings
Orchid Mae
Scarlet Grace
Flame Cynders
Burlesque Noir
Sasha Dahl

RiRi SynCyr
Ruby Joule
Coco Lectric
Cookie Fortune
Scarlett Letter
Lolita Haze
Kitty Irreverent and Vivian MirAnn

Have you ever wanted to learn to bump and grind like the girls you see at SWBS? Wanted to master the art of seductively removing your stockings or sauntering across your living room in shoes you never dreamed you could walk in?!

Here is your chance to take lessons from some of the best performers in the business!! Vivienne VaVoom and Scarlett Letter will be teaching the tricks of the trade on Saturday
Feb 13th!

Class info is below. If you are interested in taking a class please email for registration information and class time and location.

Payments for your class are cash only and payment must be made at the START of the class.

Classes Taught By Vivienne VaVoom:

$15.00/ Each Class

Gloves 'n' Garters: Learn tips and tricks for taking off gloves and stockings. Bring a pair of stockings (NO FISHNETS), a garter belt and long gloves (I'll have extra gloves and a couple of garter belts on hand, if you don't have your own).

Hula Hands and Flirting Eyes: How to use your eyes and hands for a more effective and graceful striptease, or to help with your everyday gracefulness! Drawing attention, highlighting movement and entrancing a room with your eyes and hands!

Classic Moves: What makes an act look 'classic'? Vivienne VaVoom will explain the costume pieces, movements and attitude that won her the 'Most Classic' award at The Boston Burlesque Expo and has made her a favorite among burlesque legends and classic burlesque aficionados.

Class Taught By Scarlett Letter:

Dancing in Shoes You Shouldn't Be Walking In: Bring high heels and comfortable clothes, Scarlett will demonstrate the art of performing in shoes you probably have no business even walking in. Class lasts about an hour and a half. $25/student

A little more modern...

A few days ago I did another shoot with the handsome Perry La Fine. Normally I don't do much 60's even though I have an appreciation for it, but this set was just too darling to pass up! Besides, photoshoots are my time to play dress up! I like to mix it up now and again. So check it out! Some swinging 60's fun fun fun!!

La Fine Photography 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

Shopping can be dangerous!

Look what happens when I try to carry too many hat boxes after a day of shopping!

La Fine Photography 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Link exchange?

Dear fellow readers... My website will be launched quite soon so I wanted to get on top of some things before then. Right now I am looking for people who want to do a link/banner exchange. Mind you, my site will be adult in nature, but not pornographic. You uppity tight panties can argue over the distinction between the two amoungst yourselves... anyway, for those of you who are interested in link exchanging it can be for your blogs, your etsys, anything that is somehow related to what I do and who I am... Burlesque, vintage, pinup, photography, fetish, ect... and I have the right to not link your site if I don't want to or don't like you. Hah!

So if you are interested please email me a 468pxX60px banner and your web address to

Please take any of these banners and place it on your site as well... afterall, that is how a link exchange works!